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    <title>✘ 001</title>
    <published>2009-07-16T01:09:42Z</published>
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    <category term="hates america already"/>
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    <content type="html">Look. I told you, I am not your--. No. &lt;em&gt;No&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt; [a pause] .&lt;/span&gt;..Fine. Just--&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;[Cue a few seconds' worth of silence, followed by a hiss of muffled, ugly static, sound slowly growing in clarity until one can finally hear snatches a rather frustrated voice in the background as the line's stability is restored.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Finally&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All right. Look, can &lt;em&gt;anyone&lt;/em&gt; in this place tell me what&amp;rsquo;s going on here? Explain a few things? Like maybe why there are suddenly pictures of me stuck in every corner of this house that is filled with people I most definitely--&lt;em&gt;certainly&lt;/em&gt;--have never seen before in my life. It would be very much appreciated. Trust me.&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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