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Look. I told you, I am not your--. No. No. [a pause] ...Fine. Just--

[Cue a few seconds' worth of silence, followed by a hiss of muffled, ugly static, sound slowly growing in clarity until one can finally hear snatches a rather frustrated voice in the background as the line's stability is restored.]

Finally.

All right. Look, can anyone in this place tell me what’s going on here? Explain a few things? Like maybe why there are suddenly pictures of me stuck in every corner of this house that is filled with people I most definitely--certainly--have never seen before in my life. It would be very much appreciated. Trust me.